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Trump Drowns In Bath Of False Election Claims After Duplicating Fox Newspaper

President Donald Trump lost the election on November 3rd, but continues to protest about there being fraudulent votes which made president-elect Joe Biiden win. With less than 5 weeks left in office, Trump used his $200 million made in incorrect claims to force news brand Fox to write newspaper, and brought an expensive copier.

The president was impressed with the Fox Newspaper's first headline, 'Suitcases Of fraud Found in Georgia', so he bought one and copied it one thousand times using his new printer.

By three days, the whole city of Washington, DC was forced into a lockdown, not from the pandemic, but from all of the Fox Newspapers glued to every wall, street and window, and of course the national printer ink shortage thanks to Fox's bright and colourful front page.

Once the army had been called in to rip every paper off from the buildings, Trump held another speech with his supporters to discuss the current situation. "Sorry if anyone had to starve for a month, but this stuff has to be done." said the president in his ridiculously New York accent. "That numpty Mr. Biden is taking over America, and we have to do something about it!" As he continued rambling on about dead people voting, Nevada lying and rigged elections, no-one noticed the Fox Newspapers leaking out of the door. Trump was interrupted by a scared Mike Pence as he ran through the door screaming wildly. "I guess we have another Demo-" stopped Donald as he peered behind himself, only to discover the papers crawling out the door like a tsunami. "Damn! I left the copier going" exclaimed Trump as he banged his head against the wall repeatedly. "Now I don't have enough ink to print more copies!"  

He desperately tried to escape, but thanks to himself glueing newspapers to the wall he couldn't go, and so died in the bath of newspapers, mainly by paper cuts in the heart. Joe Biden is aware of the sitution and as his first act as president he will make Fox News bankrupt and reemove all Twitter boycotts calling CNN the 'False News'.

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